silly saturday at the whimsey project! our day to share silliness. share your silly stuff!
it's the fourth of july! happy fourth of july! here are jokes that celebrate the occasion:
Q: why did paul revere ride his horse from boston to lexington?
A: it was too heavy to carry!
Q: what ghost haunted king george the third?
A: the spirit of '76!
teacher: the declaration of independence was written in philadelphia. true or false?
student: false! it was written in ink!
Q: why did the duck say "bang!"?
A: he was a firequacker!
Q: what was the favorite tea of the colonists?
A: liberty!
A summer funny:
ReplyDeleteQ--What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A-A coconut on vacation!
that's really silly!
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